Funny Family

 

Four family members are bagger. Witson, Polly, Harry and Jim.

Witson: the honor of the house (contractor of the beggars)

Polly: the wife of Witson

Harry: the father of Witson

Jim: the only son of Witson and Polly

They four family members were fabulous actors. That’s why they are rich in their beggar family. They wore expensive dressing in home. They also go for outing every week station to station for the begging purpose. Even they lived in city area’s bungalow. There was a wonderful garden with sweet smelling flowers in front of their home. Every kind of luxury in their home like they have Mercedes; they used to eat burgers, mutton and chicken. Even microwave Owen was there. Their network was very vast. Witson was the contractor of the beggars. This Beggar family might be found easily in municipal spaces such at the same time as transportation routes, inner-city parks, furthermore as close to full of activity markets. In addition currency, they possibly will too request intended for foodstuff, drink, cigarettes before further small substance.

They are so tricky also; one sunny day Witson has gone to bus stop and came near to passengers who were waiting for bus…… He collected money from them and he has gone to other place by taxi.

However Jim is the only son of Witson so that he wants to educate Jim. But Polly and Harry were highly against to his studies.

 Jim has done his MBA. He is well-mannered. But he was much worried about his family background because he has spent tough time during his studies as when he has been studying, the same time his father, mother and grand pa was rehearsing the different ways of begging. Jim hated beg. Sometimes Polly and Witson slept the whole night to any park due to collecting money from people. They have slept on the benches of park. One morning on Park,

A Lady sat down on a bench of park and elongate out her legs on the seat and relax.
After a while a Polly came up to her and said; "Good Morning…! What about me?? Let’s going for a walk together now?"
"How dare you," yapped on the woman, "What the hell do you thinking, I am a little kind of contemptible pickup?"
"Well…….. Then," said the Polly (bagger); "what are you doing in my bed….????

On the evening of that day, Polly announced “am going to fix marriage to my Jim with my sister’s daughter because that girl also fantastic beggar. Jim began to crying because he didn’t want to marry with beggars, Jim told her about his own choice of girl who belonging to middle class family. His mother protested on that matter because she considered if he would get marry to that middle class girl then how she would face to her bagger family. Hence all the begging family loved begs. And they didn’t want to get rid from this.

The next day, Jim entered to home with a beautiful girl. His mother asked him; ‘who is she…??? Jim replied; “she is my wife and am her husband now”.  (Actually Jim has introduced himself as a contractor and rich man so his wife didn’t know that they all are baggers).

That time, Jim’s wife saw on the Jim’s grand pa’s face for a while she asked to grand pa……Grand Pa: I have seen u somewhere...
But I can’t remember..!!
Grand Paa (Beggar): Ohhhh Madam….,
you forgot????
We are friends on Facebook……!!
She smiles…… (She has innocent look, pretty, cute and fair complexion.)

The entire family member has accepted her as Jim’s wife except Polly.

The next morning when she awaked, she saw family members whose were going somewhere. She ignored it at this time. She discussed it with her husband but he didn’t reply to her.

The wife of Jim has been noticing for one week that all members go somewhere on the daily basis without informing her. After one week, suddenly, when she woke up at mid night. She shocked to see that all were doing practice for bagging including her husband. So She cried and angry with all of them. She pledged with them that she would never ever eat anything from this house.

She did eat anything at least three days but no one noticed her and they ignored her also. Whenever she wanted to talk to her husband then he showed attitude to her.

 One morning as daily routine they reached to the begging place. They amazed to see that no one took any interest on them sudden they saw a crowd of people that made circle around a beggar and even they were giving a lot of money to him/her.

Now these family members were also curious to see that beggar.

When they reached at the spot……..they shouted together with the one voice…….. “Bahooooooooo……???? You???

Often, Beggars for the reason of begging on the street possibly will bring into play the currency to hold up alcohol or drug mistreatment, a little recommend those wishing to give the beggars gift cards or vouchers used for food or services and not in form of currency. A number of shelters as well with the purpose of business cards by means of information on the shelter's location as well as services, which be able to be given in lieu of currency.

Regards,

AQSA RIAZ